Here are the words to the paraody that we song last night. Feel free to copy and paste or whatever you want to do, I’m not registered for any copyright – at least not yet 
If someday it may happen that a class must graduate, I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list. Of Verity staff graduates who might well be potentates, and who surely will be missed, they surely will be missed.
There’s our Dean of Men who greets us with enthusiastic tone;
His dutiful assistant who wants hair unlike his own;
Then Julia who makes all the calls on clothes and rooms and rules,
While Lawren votes that coffee’s the essential study tool;
With Becky meditating on a way to save the school; they brought about renewal, we’ll miss them here at school.
Moving to Department Heads who give us all advice, they’re on this little list, they’re on this little list. While holding us accountable, reviewing templates twice. They’re on this little list, they’re on this little list.
We’ve got Minna, though she’s busy, of your problem she’ll make note;
While Sandy working overtime keeps the “Good Ship” afloat;
Then Josh who taught us all that green and plaid could coexist,
Andrew working DE was a camera humorist,
While Arlen singing witty songs on his guitar insists; I think they will be missed, I’m sure they will be missed.
There is one more group to recognize before they are dismissed; we put them on the list, we put them on the list. We are grateful for the jobs they do and people they assist, so we put them on the list, we put them on the list.
There’s Kendra Benz, who “pretty much” is never seen at meals,
And Curtis who like Superman, performs his job with zeal,
Heather Kern was here six weeks but dearly loved by all,
Remember the projectiles Jess threw in the dining hall,
While Heather’s large vocabulary kept us on the ball; we’re going to miss them all, we’re going to miss them all. We put them on the list, we put them on the list and they’ll all of them be missed, they’ll all of them be missed.
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